

I kinda like this. I don’t really know you but that makes it all the better. Berkeley tomorrow. Gotta memorize my fucking speech ughhhh.
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And I have a feeling that for you, it wasn’t your first time.
It was a “this one time”
But I will remember it for the rest of my life if I have to wrestle all-timers for it.
And if I ever get the chance to kiss you again, you know, a second time…
I will stick my tongue out. And lick you. Right across your face.
Because I’ve already kissed you. But I’ve never licked you.
and you’ll say, “UGH, why did you do that?”
and I’ll say “Hey sexy, did someone slap you across the face with a banana slug or is that a trail of First Time across your cheek?”
And then maybe we can go back to my place and get some first time on the sheets.
It’s worth it.
After all, there’s nothing like the first time.
The first time is always perfect.
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